Adorable Dog

Adorable Dog had a wig that they would often sit and look at. It should have been an unusual proposal, to many, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Strangely, a wig is the item that was chosen.

Adorable Dog desperately looked for a pint of cider to break. It should have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to many, but not to the Dog, who assumed it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

Adorable Dog looked for a tomato to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to most, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

Adorable Dog searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

Adorable Dog searched for a toilet brush that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a peculiar idea, to me, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a toilet brush having that done to it

Adorable Dog desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes drop. It was considered to be a fairly unusual thought, to many, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.