The Bewildered Builder

The Bewildered Builder found a rubber chicken to smash. This seems a different proposal, to you, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

The Bewildered Builder always had with them a ball to share. It would have been an extraordinary suggestion, to me, but not to the Builder, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a ball is the thing to opt for.

The Bewildered Builder wanted a pencil sharpener that they liked to rub on his belly. It was an exciting action, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who felt it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Builder always carried a pint of beer that they would break. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Builder, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Bewildered Builder always kept a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is an extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who feels it was awesome. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Builder always had with them a toilet brush to smash. It might have been a fairly odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who thought it would be entertaining. A toilet brush was the item that was opted for.