Comedy Open Mic Round # 28 @idikuci challenge

in #comedyopenmic8 years ago

Since I started participating in the COM, I made my first contacts with several organizers.


The most talked about was with @dj123, always advising me and talking about the dynamics of the contest, I will always be grateful.


One of my last participations in COM, I named him as a brave Austaralian astronaut and used for my parody a souvenir that an Australian friend gave me the last time he came to Venezuela.


So I imagined, as a friendly patriot kangaroo.


I had my image of @dj123 formed. I imagined a man of good size and good looks.


But it appeared in the comments of my post, unexpectedly the comment of @profanereviews.


"I love how you think @dj123 is a man. He's got you buffaloed"

Those short but precise words, they left me stupefied and confused, my new virtual friend is a woman ??? !!!


He did not miss the answer of the same @dj123 clarifying that he was a man.


Worse was my confusion again, who is cheating me?



Now every time I think of my friend @dj123 only this image comes to my mind, will it be male or female ???



Help me clarify my confusion to continue writing comedy, because from that unexpected declaration of @profanereviews I could not write more.



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I hope I have made you laugh and especially @idikuci

Nomine for this round to @marinesb and @theborges

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There's a lot of confusion surrounding @dj123's identity. She's actually a guy, having tits and a penis, a very long one, that stretches over the length of the steem community.

We should start a petition for the Buddha to make an introductory post. I pledge two 100% upvotes to the cause. @dj123 where you at?

If I manage to make @dj123 publish, they should give me the top prize


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