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Hi diebitch,

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Hey, you're a Sagittarius too?
(So glad I don't have to make a presentation on agile management. Okay, now back to my manuscript.)

I remember your birthday is in December too

Its a hunch but I believe your dad or mum might be Leo and either you or your husband stares at the mirror too much 😂

Are you psychic

Im the evil twin though

Can there be 2 of them?

You're the horoscope queen I thought you would know this. I would think that a balance is needed....i already killed him.

Hi @diebitch, I'm @checky ! While checking the mentions made in this post I noticed that @r0ndon doesn't exist on Steem. Did you mean to write @r0nd0n ?

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