Bad love poems - Comedy Open Mic Round 33
Roses are red,
Violets are blu-ish,
My love for you,
is kinda tru-ish.
Red is the rose,
Blue is the violet,
That I destroyed,
threw it in the toilet.
Eyes are red,
Skin is blue,
I need to stop
sniffing glue.
Roses are grey,
Violets are black
You will die,
not come back.
Wine is Red,
Cyanide is blue,
both poisons,
you never knew.
I want to nominate @holybranches and @beeyou for comedy open mic round 33.
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Your rashes are red
Sometimes they're blue
Mandela is dead
You'll be dead too
My rashes are yellow...
Oh wait I have jaundice.
I was debating making an entry for round 33. But I am burned out. Is there a special theme we are following?
I think the theme this week is...funny.
#dumbanswers
#imsori
#doingmybest
#busineassusual
#yousoelledbusinesswrong
#irony
You canter the So Elle contest here:
https://www.elle.com/elleextra/a22877345/so-elle/
You so Elle you ain't got no alibi
You Elle
U-G-L-Y
Elle
Yo mama says you Elle
#misspellings
#misselle
#youagree
I have no idea what just happened, but I agree.
holy shit you just made me laugh....thank you
'Roses are grey,
Violets are black
You will die,
not come back.'
Haha, nice poem.
Rose's a flower
Violet's a colour.
I wish I had
More steem power...
Roses have thorns
And so do you
My Ex
Smells like poo
Miss the crew,
But time is so few.
I'm terrible at poetry,
So so true. :)
Thanks for the nom! Will try to find time to join the fun again.