The Benefits of Being Ace - Comedy Open Mic Round 17
I was nominated to participate by @linnyplant. I did once try an actual open mic, but as @techslut said, it came out as more of an interesting talk than funny jokes. It was brutal. So, let's go!
I've been functionally asexual - AKA ace - for a few years now, and let me tell you, the amount of time saved is enormous.
Not just doing any sexual related activities, but thinking about it. I used to think about sex, like, all the time. Now? I'm likelier to think about literally anything else. I'm likelier to think about how ridiculous it is that narwhals exist than about getting it on.
Seriously, though. How is a whale unicorn even a thing? (image credit: wikimedia)
Also? It makes being a male feminist activist and ally easier! Because when the trolls claim I'm just doing it in the vein hope of getting some, I can honestly explain how that's not an option.
I love the word "Ace." I kinda want to be a pilot, just so I could automatically be an ace pilot!
Actual ace pilot Alexander Vraciu. (image credit: wikimedia)
At about the same time I became functionally asexual, I also started to realize I'm bi. Which is great! Now I can be equality uninterested in having sex with all genders!
I nominate @tessaragabrielle and @techslut to participate.
ace pilots gets lots of action....excellent stratagem, why didn't i think of this before?
Or when you tell people that you're ace, and they think that that's your name. :)
Also, are you bi-romantic ace, or aro-ace (Platonic love abounding, but no romantic)?
Can’t speak for didic, but I’m aro-ace. Similar to what he said above, it frees up a lot of time! 😉
You know how I feel about your onset asexuality. I don't like it at all. However, bi-asexual is an interesting concept.
Maybe it's my sexuality talking, but your thing down the bottom looks vaguely familiar...
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For all of my love of Community, that was not something we thought of when creating the logo of my publishing house, which is what that is. It's supposed to be a minimal representation of a supernova, as my publishing house is Nova Press.
Keep up the good work Ace
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