It's Friday 19 June 2020
𝐈𝐓’𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘!
In desperation to get football back on the TV it’s now being played behind closed doors. In a Homage to Little Britain during the Aston Villa vs Sheffield United game the VAR system refused to acknowledge a goal “Computer says no!”
𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒:
@jamie has random women standing close and heavy breathing on him: "Ooh err Missus" Link
@penguin42 has been attending illegal raves! Link
@ghostdancer is doing what all parents do and buying oversized clothes for the kids: "Stop moaning, you'll grow into it! Link
@silkevicious says it's so big! "Ooh err Missus" Link
@wyliecoyoteuk is convinced we subscribe to The Sun newspaper: Young impressionable fool. Link
@tpheine is appalled at our inability to take "selfies" properly. Link
@andyc is not a connoisseur of early hours of the morning TV Link
@nigeldgreen is going down to the local hardware shop for a long weight wait. Link
@whistlewright is telling us about his greasy nipples. 8-O Link
@jwildeboer says we have disappeared down a Cryptyo rabbit hole. Link
@basil says we're rubbish at filling Link
@tarazkp thinks the Hive community is fluffy and nice. Link
@steevc tells us that @jaguar.force is like the Witch Finder General of plagiarists. Link
@biggi told us in German that they like Charlie "sagte uns auf Deutsch, dass sie Charlie mögen" Linik
@opidia thinks spamming is a way to be heard, it's certainly a way to make everyone angry. Link
@pfunk is probably not very happy with us. :-( :cry: Link
@stav just wants to love everyone. Link