The Adventures Of A Telecaller – The Murder

in #funny10 years ago (edited)

C: May I speak to Mr Richard Dawson?

R: Who are you?

C: Hi, I am Jimmy Rego from **** *****.(...its a sales call)

R: Well, he is dead. I am the investigation officer for this case. May I know, how do you know him?

C: Ummm...Ahhh. I...I don't know him. I just have this number. (dropping balls syndrome)

R: Don't you lie to me.

C: No....no I am not lying.

R: You will have to cooperate. I want to solve this case. When did you last speak to him?

C: I...I never spoke to him. This is my first call.

R: I was going through the call list. This phone has received several calls from your number.

C: (almost crying) We are a team here. The calls are connected by an automated dialler. This is not a personal call. It is business call.

R: What business did you have with him?

C: We did not have any business with him.

R: You just said it is a business call.

C: Yes...but.....no. We represent **** ****. All I wanted is to speak to Richard to check if he is interested to buy the product we sell.

R: So it is a sales call.

C: Ye.. hh.. s.

R: I am Richard and I am not interested.....(click)

C: ....(Thank god.)

P. S.- This happened for real with me and I was the telecaller. I don’t remember the name of the prospect. I published this on Quora with the name Richard. So decided to keep the same name on Steem too.

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