Joke of the day - Self-reference jokes

Today’s jokes are about self-reference, where someone says something about themselves, or people in general including themselves.

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Here we go:

"Quotes found on the internet are not always accurate" - Abraham Lincoln.

If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the other 5%?

Always remember that you are a unique individual; just like everyone else.

All extremists should be taken out and shot!

You'll find a few more here:

http://web.maths.unsw.edu.au/~jim/selfref.html

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