Joke: A smart engineer dies and goes to hell

in #god9 years ago (edited)

A smart engineer dies and goes to hell.
The engineer does not like the level of comfort in hell, and starts building improvements.
He builds air conditioning, elevators, escalators and flush toilets. Everyone loves him for this cool enhancements.
One day God calls Satan up on the phone and ask him: "So, what's going down there in hell?"
Satan answers: "Great! We’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets, elevators and escalators. And our engineer says, that there will come much more."
God replies: "What?! You’ve got an engineer? That is a mistake! He does not belong to you, he is my one; send him up here."
Satan says: "No way bro. I like to have an engineer on the staff, and I keep him."
God says: "Send him up here or I’ll sue."
Satan laughs loudly and answers: "Yeah, right! And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"

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