How an IT professional introduces his family

This is my wife Jane, she's like google.
You ask her anything and she has 10 answers ready in no time.

This is my son Tom who's like facebook.
He spreads the intimate details of our family to the neighborhood.

This is my daughter Elisha, she's like twitter.
Apparently every guy from high school follows her.

This is my mother in law, she's like whatsapp.
She blabbers all day and have opinion about everything but none of the things has any substance.

And you know me,I am like orkut cause apparently all the people including my own family has lost interest in me.