Uber Sad

in #funny • 6 years ago

When your wife has been telling you for a long time that she loves riding Uber after work, and you find out it's actually the name of her German colleague

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     6 years ago 

    guess she's the one that gets the tip in that relationship

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     6 years ago 

    I'm quite Uber positive that's the case hehe

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     6 years ago (edited)

    Grade A joke. Nice, Dan.

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     6 years ago 

    Thanks Buddy !

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     6 years ago 

    Thanks Buddy !

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     6 years ago 

    hahaha funny also that person

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     6 years ago 

    lol i nearly choked on my almond...i thought it was going to read German
    shepherd

    is it even possible to self heimlich??

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     6 years ago 

    Just jump and try to land on your sternum ( it's harder if you are a girl) hehe

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     6 years ago 

    Am i the only one who has pronounced uber wrongly lol

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