3 Reasons I Don’t Play Soccer - Comedyopenmic Round 16

in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago

1- If I scored I would get too excited and wouldn’t be able to control myself

2- I’m scared to spend too much time with guys and not be able too take my eyes off the ball(s)

3- Most importantly soccer is too Messi(y)

This is my submission to this round of comedyopenmic and I nominate @noperope and @oldtimer.

#punchline #funny #meme #comedy
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     6 years ago 

    Looks like a normal day in the Comedy Open Mic discord to me.

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     6 years ago 

    Hehe you have a point

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       6 years ago 

      looks like ronaldo had an erection. look at his reaction afterwards. weird stuff.

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       6 years ago 

      That’s what I’m talking about - not sure I want to get involved with that kind of stuff

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       6 years ago 

      ha ha ha so much funny

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         6 years ago 

        That's why I've only stuck to knitting.

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           6 years ago 

          Lol killin me

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