Daily Joke : 2018-12-30

in #dadjoke • 7 years ago

Daddy's home!

Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours!

I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.

Terrible? We know!

Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day, you pesky kids!

dad.png

(Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjokeoftheday)

(Jokes and Puns: Created by @dadjokeoftheday, repeated from my workplace or sourced from http://icanhazadadjoke.com)

(Please note - the internet is filled with good humor, so the same or similar jokes may be found at other sources, but the only places I source are noted above!)

#funny #joke #punchline #lolz
7 years ago in #dadjoke by
$2.39
  • Past Payouts $2.39
  • - Author $1.95
  • - Curators $0.44
2588 votes
Reply 4
Sort:  
  • Trending
    • [-]
     7 years ago 

    pocketsend:11@dadjokeoftheday, play around with the token of fun - POCKET!

    $0.00
      Reply
      [-]
       7 years ago 

      Successful Send of 11
      Sending Account: pode
      Receiving Account: dadjokeoftheday
      New sending account balance: 99276
      New receiving account balance: 90
      Fee: 1
      Steem trxid: f97959fb329f043f992b62bd403d19f85cc4a18e
      Thanks for using POCKET! I am running this confirmer code.

      [-]
       7 years ago 

      lol, I had to think twice what's the actual joke... good one :P

      $0.00
        Reply

        Coin Marketplace

        STEEM 0.04
        TRX 0.32
        JST 0.082
        BTC 61643.21
        ETH 1637.63
        USDT 1.00
        SBD 0.41