Daily Joke : 2018-10-16

in #dadjoke8 years ago (edited)

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What is the leading cause of dry skin? Towels


Terrible? No.

Beyond terrible? Yes!

But dont worry, we already know! Alternate answers could have also been 'the sun' and 'radiators' - but lets be honest, they just arent as dad worthy!

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