Daily Joke : 2018-08-05

in #dadjoke • 8 years ago

Daddy's home!

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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice? A Popsicle.

Terrible? We know!

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(Joke sourced from the comedy Legends @ https://icanhazdadjoke.com/)

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