Army Story from Russia
This story told me my friend. Once he served in the army. One day, their company was sent to harvest, namely, to harvest potatoes. Soldiers arrived at the site of the harvest, settled several people in small rural houses. My friend was with them for the cook. He had to, you want - do not want to, get up very early - at six in the morning and prepare a full breakfast.
Cook it was pretty good. At least, no one complained, everyone ate with great pleasure and asked for supplements. Everything would be fine, but I did not feel like getting up so early on my friend. And then one day he decided to make breakfast from the evening, in order to get some sleep in the morning. I cooked a huge soup pan at five o'clock in the evening. But there was no luck, there was no refrigerator. Put the soup nowhere and had to leave it to stand directly on the stove until the morning.
In the morning my friend got up, went to the stove, opened the pot and saw that the bit of his bit was covered with foam, that is, he began to wander in the heat. What to do??!! It was already too late to cook a new soup, because soon there should be a meal on the schedule.
Soldiers ate soup. They asked: "Why such a sour?" The cook replied that it was a rassolnik, so it was sour. Soup everyone liked, many asked for supplements ...
After a couple of hours, all the bushes in the district were fertilized by a company of soldiers. )) But most importantly, to the cook, no one had any complaints, because my friend convinced them that breakfast was okay and it was not because of him. The soldiers did not understand, in honor of what they were so carried.)
I asked him: "How could you do this?" He replied: "Yes, the fool was at all. 20 years. Brains were not yet grown. " )))

Nice story funny though