Extraterrestrial life according to @CynicalJoe

Have you ever met at night looking at the starry sky? Is it almost magical, right? And is that although it is always there rarely our rhythm of life so hurried allows us to appreciate it, without counting the fact of the light pollution that our big cities emit distorting so beautiful

Observing that eternal silent waltz among millions of stars and galaxies makes it almost inevitable that some questions arise in our heads:

1. Am I a small insect in the universe?
2. Will it be time to kiss her? How will those expensive condoms I bought a couple of days ago feel? (If you are alone and with a girl something like that you will ask).
3. Is there life outside the earth?

Today I will try to answer my way to these existential questions.

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First

You are not a small insect in the universe; you are a cell in the excrement made by parasites that live in the excrement of some small and unclean insect.

Second

Believe me, it's not worth paying more, in the end they do not work for a shi ... thieves are the ones who invent these crap. Believe me they are less than you in the universe.

Third and getting serious...

According to scientists there are at least a billion stars in our galaxy, the Milky Way. It should be noted that each of these stars are like our sun, with systems of planets orbiting them. In the universe there are a billion galaxies, apart from quite consistent theories that speak of a possible multiverse, that is, several universes apart from ours.

Based on this we will ask ourselves again, is there life outside the earth? I do not know about you but I would say yes, that is, it is mathematically certain, that in all that vast ocean of stars there is one or more than one planet close enough and away from some sun to develop an atmosphere, with water, oxygen and possibly life.

And what kind of life...

<p The problem with us when we think of life outside of our planet, is that we believe it is intelligent life, more than the movies we have seen all our lives, due to the fact that human beings usually humanize what we do not understand. There is a phrase of Friedrich Nietzsche that quotes " Man, in his pride, created God in his image and likeness." this perfectly illustrates my idea.

I think that if there is life, smart? Who knows, but what I am sure of is that they are not intelligent enough to have developed a technology that would allow them to reach us.

Why?

Simple, if so, we would be slaves or dust! For if something has shown us the story is that whenever two cultures or societies are the most advanced ends imposing the most backward, an example: the colonization by Europeans on the Indo-Americans.p>

Do not panic!

So the next time you see a fireball going through the sky, a flying saucer, a giant dildo furrowing the skies, do not get scared maybe it's Kim Jong-un trying one of his toys, Dr. Evil, or the CIA trying to invade Another country, the Nazis, Elvis, Illuminati, I think all that is more possible than a bunch of savvy Martians disintegrating people.

Although who knows ...

Maybe we are the zoo of some super intelligent aliens or we are lepers, pariahs with which more advanced societies than ours do not want to link, which would make sense to see more closely humanity with its wars, serial killers, presidents megalomaniacs, genociders, abusers of women, mistreatment of animals, etc ... it could make sense that extraterrestrial life is not only more advanced technologically, but also socially, which would make them equally evil because they do not even try to tame us.

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That was all for today as always grateful to the community and I hope your support, follow me! I still have a couple of interesting ideas left.