Bitter jokes!

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Here it comes...

  Two criminals at the police station : - Where do you live ? - I  don't have a residence . - What about you? - I live in the apartment below him .  

 Crazy goat 

 A man was walking evening on a field . Suddenly he sees a big hole . Curiously , he looked into it , but didn't see the bottom of the pit . He Took a stone and throws it into the pit , hoping to find the depth . Nothing. Throw one , and more . Nothing. - Dude, what the hell , this is a bottomless pit ?? !! ??   Seeking to throw in the water the come across a railroad track .Nervous he throws it all into the pit . After several seconds he notice a goat that jumps into the pit . - Damm! Crazy goat , man says yes and leaves. On his road he meets a guy who asks him : - Dude , have you seen my goat ? - Well I saw a goat that runs like crazy and it jumped into a pit . - How the hell my goat escaped? I tied it to the train track ...  

 An onest man 

  I am married for 20 years and always in love with the same woman. - I find it admirable ! - But dangerous ... If my wife finds out she will  kill me!      

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