Wild Bull - watch your back !
Wild Bulls, or "Mickey's " as we call them are usually very dangerous. Never trust a Bull.... especially one that has never been educated, because he'll hit you like a Mack Truck, and they'll be scraping your remains up off the dirt with a shovel. This one will have to be caught and sold, because he is a real nasty unit. His offspring will be just as wild.
COWS AND GOVERNMENTS ...
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE -You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cow.
BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE -You have two cows. The government takes the milk and pays you for it and then pours the milk down the drain.
DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE -You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.
DEMOCRAT -You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful.
REPUBLICAN -You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So?
SOCIALIST -You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
COMMUNIST -You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour.
FLORIDA CORPORATION -You have a black cow and a brown cow. Everyone votes for the best looking one. Some of the people who like the brown one best, vote for the black one. Some people vote for both. Some people vote for neither. Some people can't figure out how to vote at all. Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which is the best looking cow.
AMERICAN CORPORATION -You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have down sized and are reducing expenses. Your stock goes up.
FRENCH CORPORATION -You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. You go to lunch and drink wine. Life is good.
ITALIAN CORPORATION -You have two cows but you don't know where they are. While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. You break for lunch. Life is good.
GERMAN CORPORATION -You have two cows. You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
POLISH CORPORATION -You have two bulls. Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.
JAPANESE CORPORATION -You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
RUSSIAN CORPORATION - You have two cows. You have some vodka. You count them and learn you have five cows. You have some more vodka. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have
Well done, thanks !
Hi i strongly recomended to try these game :)
I'll try it !
What if he misses the ball and stabs you in the stomach?
Then maybe throw him the ball and run away.
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'Never trust a Bull' definitely yes. nice photography @ctrl-alt-nwo
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@ctrl-alt-nwo,
OMG it seems like "Time to Run" :D Great photography and yeah Wild Bulls are one of the dangerous animal anyone can meet at the jungle! Thank you very much for sharing such great post with us!
Cheers~
Especialy at the jungle 😂😂😂
he looks like he's just from a prison for the most dangerous criminals :D i wouldn't walk past it...
Very wise !
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Good article and nice photography. 100% like and resteem
Why are they called Mickey's? It's an Irish thing isn't it.
Well, a wild bull does not produce good offspring, so we call it a Mickey Bull. Mickey Mouse rhymes with Grouse. Grouse means good. Except it's not good. A sort of play on words, hope that answers your question :)
Got it. Cockney rhyming logic. Familiar with that!
thanks for your posting . it is a great post .
Run they are coming !!!!
@ctrl-alt-nwo - 'Mickey's' looks dangerous Sir. In my country we call them as 'Kulu Mima'. Love your post & photography Sir. Therefore, I wish to ReSteem your post.
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