Cryptogee Confessions Of A Serial Killer

I have a confession to make, right here on Steemit. You see the thing is, it turns out that I'm a bloodthirsty serial killer and what's more I enjoy my work!

Yesterday I murdered ten, maybe twenty . . . not sure how many exactly, everything is kind of foggy. I have runaway blood lust, now I'm just killing for killing's sake.

The worst part of it is I feel no remorse for the vanquished souls I've sent into the eternal night. Quite the opposite, I took pleasure in their pain and suffering.

Am I mad?

My preferred method of execution is via massive electric shock. This I find is the cleanest most effective way to get rid of them. A bright blue flash accompanied by a brief pop and that's it, nothing but a slightly charred and lifeless body.

Blood Lust

Who knew killing was such fun?!

This may disgust you, it may fill you with a gut-wrenching feeling of despair and disdain, but let me tell you dear reader; I laugh out loud each time I commit this atrocious act.

Even now as I write this I cannot stop the killing, I am judge, jury and executioner. I've just taken time out from writing this confession to kill another.

Was it male or female? I don't know, I don't care. I saw it on the wall just above the window. I picked up my weapon and armed it, a high pitched whine emanating from it as I closed in.

He tried to take off as I made my move, too late sucker! It flew straight into the metal grill of my Executioner electric fly killer.

Pop!

A bright blue flash confirmed that this particular fly will not be bothering anyone ever again.

Now I wait in hope, every shadow across the kitchen light bulb has me looking furtively around, electric tennis racket in hand, ready to dispatch the next flying irritant straight to insect hell.

Thoughts & Prayers

Even though I have no god to believe in, I ask for your prayers to help pull me from the swirling depths of depravity I find myself in. Without them, I fear I will turn into the biggest insect serial killer of all time.

Then, what is to become of me . . ?

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WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE METHODS OF MURDER? OR ARE YOU A LIVE AND LET LIVE KINDA PERSON, LIVING IN PEACE AND HARMONY WITH FLIES, MOTHS AND MOSQUITOES?

AS EVER, LET ME KNOW BELOW!

Cryptogee