My Gentle Pigeon

My Gentle Pigeon craved for a stapler to eat. This could be considered a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a stapler being the chosen item.

My Gentle Pigeon desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper to sleep with. It should have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea was epic. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

My Gentle Pigeon always had with them a cheese grater that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

My Gentle Pigeon needed a dildo that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly exciting idea, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item to opt for.

My Gentle Pigeon desperately craved for a toilet brush that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a peculiar suggestion, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

My Gentle Pigeon desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally smash. This could be considered an astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it was awesome. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.