The Foolish Baboon

The Foolish Baboon looked for a lava lamp that they liked to annihilate This seems to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Baboon, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. A lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

The Foolish Baboon had a Harry Potter wand to throw. It might be a fairly weird activity, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

The Foolish Baboon desperately needed a teapot that they would sleep with. It might be a fairly funny action, to most, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. A teapot was the thing that was chosen.

The Foolish Baboon searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be a bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

The Foolish Baboon always kept a bag of poop that they sometimes play with. It might have been a new thing to do, to some, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

The Foolish Baboon desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to drop. It should have been a fairly weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.