Do facebook ads drive you crazy???
Me again steemians??
Is it me or do facebook ads drive you crazy?? I haven't looked at facebook for a while and just logged in to have a
look at it.
I honestly think their algorithm has gone to hell in a hand cart.
Here I will give you the top 5 facebook advertisements I have had today.
** 5 Cruise Deals**
Never in my life have I been or thought about a cruise, but somehow yep facebook knows that I need a cruise, so I have the money to pull out a couple of thousand bucks and book up? Of course I do thanks facebook so thoughtful of you.
4 Iphone Cases
Technically I can't blame facebook for this, as I do have an iphone but I must have been honestly two years ago since I
looked at an iphone case online. I counted 4 ads for different iphone covers. Are these like collecting shoes now??
** 3 Learn German.**
"Guten Abend" thats about as much as I can decipher of german, I stopped learning it when I was 12 but facebook knows
best and wants me to go ahead and learn German. (I don't live in Germany??)
** 2 Gay vampire novel.**
Ok wait a minute facebook I am gay yes and I watched true blood but really now you are inviting me to make up a story about me and my other half being vampires, facebook thinks now that I am into some sort of strange S&M, interesting??
But I had to leave this one till the last which I ranked as number 1. Honestly I completely appreciate facebook recommending this ad, I guess men everywhere need these and I don't know why facebook recommended it or how it knew.
1 Tena for men.
Yes readers, facebook has deemed fit that at the ripe old age of 38, I now need to be wearing discreet incontenence pants,
for those accidental moments when I can't find a bush somewhere if necessary.
I would like to thank facebook for these suggestions and will put them where I put other such important things, in the back of my dark mind where I don't often go.
Hope this made you smile readers.
The best decision I ever made was to deactivate my Facebook about 6 months ago! I only use Steemit and YouTube to get "social media" fix and I couldn't be happier! Well written and very humorous article! Upvoted and followed
Thank you so much for your follow friend, I am glad you enjoyed it.
Congratulations! This post has been upvoted from the communal account, @minnowsupport, by crazybgadventure from the Minnow Support Project. It's a witness project run by aggroed, ausbitbank, teamsteem, theprophet0, and someguy123. The goal is to help Steemit grow by supporting Minnows and creating a social network. Please find us in the Peace, Abundance, and Liberty Network (PALnet) Discord Channel. It's a completely public and open space to all members of the Steemit community who voluntarily choose to be there.
If you like what we're doing please upvote this comment so we can continue to build the community account that's supporting all members.