Six Tell Tale Signs That You Need To "UNSTEEM"..
Bleeding eyeballs and other giveaways. Steemit addiction is serious business, kiddo.
Check yourself before you wreck yourself. "UNSTEEMING" is the act of not using Steemit for at least 48 hours. It may sound scary, but sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures. Are you a casual user or are you slipping into the abyss of STEEMCHOSIS? Here are 6 signs you need to UNSTEEM...
You see STEEM ... E V E R Y W H E R E
You start seeing STEEM everywhere. This can deteriorate very quickly and needs to be addressed before it's too late. At first it steems like just a coincidence. Before long, it steems to take over your life. The solution is to steem away from your computer steem for a few steems and eventually steem steem steem steem.
Your eyes bleed or catch fire.
Steemians can spend a long time at the computer. If your eyes bleed or catch fire, it could actually be something serious. I'm not qualified to give medical advice, but in my opinion, you should consult a doctor if your eyes bleed, catch fire, or split the light spectrum into laser beams which damage your home or family.
Your friends think you've joined a cult.
You've tried telling them about Steemit. You told them how much joy it has brought into your life, and if only they would give it a chance, they could see things the way you do. Maybe your evangelism is going overboard. Take a break. Your voting power will recharge anyway.
Changes in appetite or sleep patterns. Sudden waking.
Yes, your article could hit 10 grand while you sleep. Chances are it's still at $0.04.
Get some rest.
Deterioration in personal grooming or physical appearance.
A common problem among Steemians. When Steemit takes priority, other things go out the door, such as general hygiene. Whatever you do, don't take the laptop into the bath. It could get damaged.
Sudden mood changes, irritability, angry outbursts or laughing at nothing.
You could be perfectly jovial one minute and the next, your mood suddenly changes. This is a very telling sign of Steemit addiction. The solution is to step away from the fucking computer. Are you even reading this? Hello? Are you fucking reading this? I hate this fucking life. Nobody loves me. I want to dieeee.
I'm addicted but I can stop at anytime! I just don't want to.
ROFL; never good to lie, even worse to lie to yourself lol...
j/k.
C u on the BC ;)
/hugz :)
Awesome @crok! Steemit is the revolution!
Lol....
Thanx for that I needed a laugh lol Don't die I love u!
Blessed Be
You just proved you actually read it. Upvote for you. Kudos! ;) x
really funny stuff, enjoyed.
Cheers. Glad you liked it :) I'll step away from the pill cabinet. You made my day :)
Completely agree about how hard it is to stop Steeming! This is such a great and promising platform. Fear of missing out on the next great post is what makes it hard for me to step away.
Upvoted!
Cheers! Yeah, it's kinda messing up everyones lives. :P
Hahahah now why would I want to go and NOT STEEMIT for 48 hours? That's craaaazy... Hmm. maybe I have a problem... Oh well! Life is good and so is this post!!! HAHAHAH!!! (I read the whole way - don't dieeeee hahah)
-bigedude UFC'd!! (I upvoted, followed, and commented!)
Thanks a million. Gonna follow you now and check out your posts.
Hahahahahah great stuff! :)
TYVM :)
I like to get some steem on steemit but is steems the steemers here dont hear what i am steeming. So steemup and upsteem this.
Hey, I can quit at anytime.... No REALLY I can! LOL
I tell myself the very same thing
This comedy story, thank for post @condra
Ha! Thanks for this... Personally, the addiction has been managed now .
The first few days for me were crazy....sleepless nights were so normal... It was a common occurence to everyone then.. coupled with the anxiety of dilution before July 4.
Yeah my first few days were insane. Normalising now after 2 weeks, finally!