I had a mishap with Chocobos today

One thing that I must say about Chocobos, they eat a lot and they poop A LOT! Unfortunately, I got more evidence of the latter point today, as I was running out to catch Cid's hail-marry pass, which would have been a touchdown had I managed to catch it, but something got in the way of that happening.

Can you guess what got in the way?

You guessed it. About 5 pounds of Chocobo doodoo got in the way, and my face planted straight into it! That's right, I did a face dive into a heaping, still warm pile of Chocobo dung, and it wasn't pretty. Aside from the fact that it was the most stinky smell that I've ever personally smelled. Aside from how gross the granular, yet slippery, texture was, as it slowly slid down my face and into my eyes. Aside from how disgusting it tasted as it dripped into my mouth, because I was too winded from running to make the catch to breath through my nose. Aside from those few things, it wasn't that bad.

After vomiting for a few minutes and spending hours in the shower trying to remove the stench of choco-dung from my hair and skin, I finally freed myself of the hail-mary curse that Cid placed on me today.

At least he got a good laugh out of it... I guess :(