Barret is my Homeboy, but...

He really needs to stop trying to mack on my gfs. It' not like he's always doing it. He only does it when he's drunk off of his ass, but I don't accept that as an excuse. You should never be doing that to one of your buddies, especially one that has saved your ass from being incinerated by a firaga spell on more than one occasion.

I'm not saying that he owes me his life, just that, like, I don't know, maybe he can give me the peace of mind that he won't be trying to get with my girl every time that I turn my back for a second. Is that too much to ask?

I love you, bro, but you can really work on your drunken behavior when you're drunk.