His Confused Scammer

His Confused Scammer needed a stretchman to demolish. This is certainly an unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

His Confused Scammer often carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes demolish. It would be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. A toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

His Confused Scammer desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is an odd suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

His Confused Scammer desperately desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been an unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

His Confused Scammer carried a radiator that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the item chosen.

His Confused Scammer owned a spade that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a spade would be the thing that was selected.