My Green Indigenous Man

My Green Indigenous Man had a helmet that they would often sleep with. It is a bizarre suggestion, to me, but not to the Indigenous Man, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a helmet would be the item chosen.

My Green Indigenous Man found a bag of flour that they sometimes throw. It is a weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Indigenous Man, who expected it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

My Green Indigenous Man had a bottle of wine that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a curious activity, to you and me, but not to the Indigenous Man, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

My Green Indigenous Man desperately desired a mug that they liked to hug. This seems to be a fairly different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Indigenous Man, who assumed it was epic. Remarkably, a mug was the item that was opted for.

My Green Indigenous Man always kept a cup that they would break. It might be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Indigenous Man, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a cup is the thing to opt for.

My Green Indigenous Man wanted a custard pie to worship. It would have been a different idea, to you, but not to the Indigenous Man, who thinks that the idea was fun. Strangely, a custard pie would be the item chosen.