Dear AltCoin Portfolio
Dear AltCoin Portfolio,
I know things haven't been going well for us lately. I've been spending the last few days looking back at the time we spent together wondering where it all went wrong.
I remember when we would spend all day together. Sometimes you would dance like a crazy person and make me laugh. You never ceased to amaze me.
I thought we were going to grow old together. Remember when we would talk about retiring to the Caribbean and spending our days drinking rum out of coconuts? I said I wanted kids, you said you can't have kids, so we settled on a cat. We made compromises – we were good like that.
What happened AltCoin Portfolio? Your face was the first thing I wanted to see when I woke up in the morning. But now, when I wake up, I can't bear to look at you anymore.
Was I too needy? Maybe I should have given you more space.
Didn't I give you enough attention? I thought checking you twice a minute every day was enough to make you realize how much I care.
The truth is AltCoin Portfolio, I love you – there I said it. You made me feel something no other investment portfolio has ever made me feel. From the first day I met you I've been a changed man. You made me a more happier, patient, and decentralized person.
I know in my heart that if you would just give me one more chance we could make it work. I can change. I am willing to do the work I need to do, to become the man you need me to be.
I want you to be happy.
I know right now the thing you probably need most is time. I'm willing to give you that time and the space you need to work out whatever you need to work out. Maybe you could go on one of those eat pray love adventure things? I heard those were good.
I just want things to go back to the way they were before. I want to spend my days with you again, only to go to bed at night and fall asleep staring into your blockchain eyes.
However, if you decide that you don't want to be with me anymore, even though it will break my heart, I will try to understand. If that's what you want then I hope we can still be friends.
Just know I'm here for you no matter what.
You're my best friend.
I miss you.
Love,
Chris.

don't bother our portfolios is bang the bears right now in a bear gang bang , cruel world ! xD
Give your portfolio your utmost love and attention .
Now it needs it the most.
And you will live happily foreverafter.
Don't let it end.
Thanks mate. I hope she comes back to me otherwise I will have to get a real job.
She will ... I am sure ...
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bravo @christosthegreek!
Dude, this is awesome. Best laugh all weekend, thanks :)
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This is the kind of humour I love. When I write something like this, I sort of feel everyone will think I'm a nut - so I'm glad it was you who wrote it
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Hehe i like it! I wish you the best!