COFFEE - The Daily Limerick #40

in #poetry8 years ago (edited)

Who loves coffee?

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Nectar of the Mind, Stimulator of Conversation Muscles, Defender of Logical Thinking! It's coffee!
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I don't actually bathe in coffee...

This is the #DailyLimerick! I've got two original coffee limericks for you today; hop you like them!


Over-User

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Acid Reflux

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Feel free to share your own coffee limerick below! I know this is a topic that is near and dear to our hearts. Thanks for stopping by!



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Ole longsilver was not a poet
With ears so bad he did not know it
He spent all his time
Seeking words that might rhyme
In the end, he always would blow it.

You inspired this, @chrisroberts lol! (And do know, fishy fixed some syllable issues... )

That's a good one, @longsilver! Thanks for sharing :D

Thanks. That took me about 2 weeks to write, I am a math and science guy.

Sounds fishy....

You didn't blow this one! Well done, and let me recommend to you, my secret weapon for finishing the lines, rhymezone.com! If you have to pull up rhymezone, you know its serious!

I did, @fishyculture had to tweak the sylables. Thanks for the tip I will check it out.

Since coffee has become my job,
I have transformed into a snob.
The lesser cafes
are all thrown away
Of reflux not even a throb.

Very nice! I'm a snob too, since getting an espresso machine about a year ago. But a piece on it broke, and for these last few weeks I'm back to the inferior drip maker. I can really tell the difference. I drank some of the cheap stuff at work the other day, and it was instant acid.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

“Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening” from The Poetry of Robert Frost.

You commented the same exact thing the last nine times you've commented. Somebody's going to flag you. This is garbage.

@chrisroberts Perfect, I just loved to see your poetry. Keep it up! If you are interested in poetry, please don't forget to visit my blog post. Keep in touch, I will be helping you always, my friend.

good my friend

great post
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