The Mining business

Ferdinand Marcos was considered to be the most prolific thief in political history. In his more than 20 years in power as dictator president of the Philippines, he allegedly suck dry his country's wealth.

At Oxford where his son was studying, a classmate asked, "what does your father do? He must be in a good business to afford you such expensive education".

Marcos son answered," My father is in the mining business"

His classmate retorted, "mining has not been profitable for decades"

Marcos son answered, His is in a totally different mining business. My father just says, "all of these are MINE" or "all of those are MINE"

get it?