The Square Reindeer

The Square Reindeer wanted a sack of potatoes that they sometimes experiment on. It might be a fairly surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it was exciting. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

The Square Reindeer always kept a painting of a melon that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting operation, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Square Reindeer often carried a big sponge that they sometimes break. It was a fairly curious proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Square Reindeer often carried a wig that they would often put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

The Square Reindeer always kept a wig that they would often experiment on. It should have been a fairly astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a wig being the chosen item.

The Square Reindeer desperately desired a tomato that they would experiment on. It was a surprising activity, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was amazing. A tomato would be the item chosen.