Poem Blog - Sunday Shelf Adventures
Sunday Shelf Adventures
It all started as your typical Sunday
Then my wife looked like she had something to say
“I have some shelves I want to hang”
But really, I knew I had to do the damn thang
I even got my level to make sure it was straight
And wandered upstairs to meet my fate
Why can't I find a single damn stud?
Whatever, as long as we finish with no blood
The first screw went in with ease
Hell, this might actually be a breeze
HA! You watch your big mouth
That’s when it all went south
We have to use an anchor to make sure it’s strong
The piece of shit snapped halfway in, where did I go wrong?
We’ll just hammer it into the wall
I pray to God this damn thing doesn’t fall
There’s no going back now, we have to get it done
We’ll cover that hole up too, now it’s getting fun
The damn design hardly leaves any space
Electric drill won’t fit, guess this isn’t a race
The regular ol screw driver will have to do
Holy shit my arms are sore, how many more to screw?
“Only takes minutes, and easy to install”
Bullshit you liars! I’m about to punch the wall!
Maybe I’m just not that great of a handyman
At this point, I’m just ready for a beer can
Well, well, well would you looky there?
Finally finished, a breath of fresh air
Hopefully we will have a little luck
Cause if this thing falls, we’re fucked
😂😂😂
Hopefully your wife found this as funny as we do...
I let her read it and she definitely enjoyed it. Haha. She was with me helping when she could and knew the struggle was real 😂
Another solid poem...very relatable as I sit here looking at the floating shelf my wife made me build because she saw how “easy” it was on Pinterest...
Thank ya sir! Hahaha, Pinterest might be the absolute worst thing to ever happen to husbands
No doubt
Any “excuse” I mean reason to have a beer is a good reason! ;)
haha, you right. And this was definitely a good reason
Hahaha, that's a good one! Did you show it to your wife? ;-)
Thanks! haha, I did, she thoroughly enjoyed it!
She better after the hard work you put into it, haha!
Oh, I made sure of it, haha
a good post, I really like what you share. good luck brother. Steady...!!!
😂 like what the hell is the steady part supposed to mean?
So the shelf stays level well you screw it in lol.
Pretty sweet poem dude. I laughed my ass off here. It was well written and hilarious. I take it, it was a true story :)
Hahaha, I guess his spam comments actually made more sense on my post.
Thanks man, glad you enjoyed it! But yea, all true, maybe slightly more dramatic. Was definitely a pain in the ass though, haha.
I just saw his exact same comment on my post lol flagged him
@haejin was here and didn't upvote my post?? :'( Did you not like my poem? I worked very hard on it
Donkey's don't like poems bud!
Well shit, I guess I didn't think it through
a good post, I really like what you share. good luck brother. Steady...!!!
Stop spamming articles with the same comment or I will report you.