Mosquitoes Are The Crappiest Avengers!
There I was, feeling like crap on my bed, completely in the dark while the mosquitoes were trying to drain my blood. Two days before I saw an old friend, we salute each other with kiss and hugs like latin people normally do... 2 seconds after, she was telling me she had the flu..... The flu, the flu, flu, f.... those words echoed in my head heavily while she was saying how bad she felt. In my mind the screamings thoughts were "Why the hell she kissed me and hugged me if she have flu? Who in the world goes kissing people while having flu? Oh crap! I'm gonna end sick!"... I got home and took echinacea, vitamin C and tea to raise my body defenses cause I was 100% sure I was gonna end up sick. I told myself "Come on woman, don't be paranoid! Its all in your head, you won't end up sick. You will be perfectly fine."
Two days later my throat was killing me, a nasty headache was piercing my brain, my stomach was very upset, I was bloated like a freaking balloon and fever was saying "hey, I'm on my way!" In my head the "that stupid woman gave me flu!" was bouncing from one hemisphere to another. All my muscles were sore, all my bones were in pain... "she gave me the damn flu!"
The mosquitoes kept biting me while I was wishing for them to suck the flu out of my body, fly straight to the woman that gave me this shit and avenge me! "Go ahead dear blood sucker creatures, drink my flu! Drink it all and avenge me! Make that woman pay for making me sick! AVENGE ME!!"
Not sure if mosquitoes will have my revenge, not sure if they sucked up all the flu virus and become a type of mutant thirsty for flu blood and vengeance capable of flying several miles to make that woman pay! Not sure if tomorrow I will feel better, but today... today all I want is to give back this flu to my stupid friend!
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Sheesh! I'm so sorry you got sick! People with the flu should stay home and not share their germs with everyone, and the certainly shouldn't be hugging and kissing people! I hope the mosquitoes do your bidding...
Yeah! When I'm sick I don't let anyone get closer. Why the rest of the world can't do the same? Go mosquitoes, avenge meeeeee!!
@blacklux so sorry you are sick, that woman has no sense of how the flu is spread!!! I HATE to be in a checkout lane already having my items on the belt and hear the cashier say to the woman ahead of me while coughing " I am so sick, I think I have the flu" I think and now you are going to give it to all of us. Why don't they stay home!!!!
hahaha yeah, people like going out and spreading their germs!
you definitely need a vampire, only he can take revenge :-)))
I wish you get well soon!
Thanks! Wait.... vampires can do the trick!
Vampires can do anything... :-))
You have strange imaginations... I LIKE!
Waaaa?! Mosquitoes should work for their blood!
Hahaha...
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Oh man! with friends like that who needs enemies??!
Exactly!
I hate fleas, ticks and mosquitos with a passion! lol.