Houston, we have a DONUT!
I love donuts! Who doesn't? The problem with the donuts is that it's impossible to just eat one. You take one and when you finish you look the other ones laying very sexy next to you like if they are saying "Come on, you know you want me. Take me and make me yours"... Ok, that part of make me yours was too much... but it's kind of true! Right?
So you take another donut and keep eating until you see almost all the donuts are gone... You start to feel bad because you never going to lose weight if you keep eating like that and look at your belly and find it looks like a big donut. Then you said "Oh God, I'm a donut, a freaking donut!" and feel ashamed of yourself for not being able to eat just one delicious, sexy donut.
You go straight to the donuts box because they have to go, you can't eat more. You grab the box and there they are... looking at you... you feel remorse, how can you throw away those poor yummy and innocent donuts? They did nothing to you! What happens next? You put the box inside the fridge and eat the rest later....
Don't make that expression! We all experience the donut loophole! I hope you laugh a little bit with this! Have a great day!
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Thanks!
What expression? I didn't do anything!
And I want a donut now....
No, no! They are bad for you!
You know that the sooner I eat them and get them out of my sight the less bad they are :D
Im trying to save you from the donut loophole.... but if u insist then go and grab some at the fridge!
My fridge doesn't have any!
Send me yours :D I'll take cake of the nasty thing!
Shhhh! Don't call them like that, they have feelings!
:o Now I really need to eat them fast!
What do you mean with impossible!??? 😂
Come on! You know you can't eat just one! 😅
It's better for me to just keep them out of the house -- they have too much power over me! :O
Thats why i keep them safe inside my tummy! Ha!
haha! That will keep me from eating them, too. Just make sure to hide them from me before you eat them! :O
A doughnut is good most anytime.
Yes, especially if they're filled!