The Receptionist

Somebody asked for the tall one
But I said you were out to tea
Somebody rang for the smart one
But I thought they were talking about me

Somebody asked for the pain in the bum
But you were engaged on the phone
Somebody asked for the outrageous one
But I told them you had gone home

Somebody asked for the stunning one
But I knew they didn't want you
Then somebody asked for the dumb, ugly one
So, honey, I'm putting them through!

birdyblack