Joke-Of-The-Day: THE PRAYING PARROTS

A woman went to her priest with a
problem."Father, I have two female parrots, and
they only know how to say one thing. All they
ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have
some fun?' ""That's terrible!" exclaimed the
priest.
"But I think I can help. Bring your two
female parrots over to my house, and I will put
them with my two male parrots whom I taught to
pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach
your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase,
and your female parrots will learn to praise and
worship the Lord.

The next day, the woman brought her
female parrots to the priest's house. His two
male parrots were holding rosary beads and
quietly praying in their cage.The woman put her
two female parrots in the cage with the male
parrots.

The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes.
Wanna have some fun?"
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed
"Put those fucking beads away, our prayers have been
answered!