Winner Of the Best Jokes
I believe it is custom to start from the bottom to the top.
So in Third Place.
@joordanzzz with "What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left off to college?
Bison"
Cute, clean and funny.
In Second place.
@dissfordents with "Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Opportunity!
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!"
Ironic, and true.
And Finally the Winner, feels weird saying that after the Broncos season.
@broncofan99 with "A man walks into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey. After drinking the shot he looks into his pocket.
He does this over and over again and then finally leaves.
The next night the man comes back to the bar and again orders a shot of whiskey. Like the night before after each shot he again looks down into his pocket.
Finally, the bartender asks why he looks into his pocket each time after he takes a shot of whiskey.
The man responded, "I have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then I know it's time to go home."
Thanks to all who played, will be doing another contest soon.
great share,nice contest of funny jokes
very good job,thanks for sharing
Nice. Thanks for the contest!
a very interesting story
I'll have to remember the buffalo joke to share with kids. As far as the winner goes... I bet the wife didn't think it was as funny as we did....hahaha;0) Thank you for sharing!
Ya, I told her the top three, and got a evil eye. Better today than our anniversary tomorrow. Haha
bigram13 I hope you both have the best anniversary yet... filled with all that makes you both smile. Congratulations!
Thanks so much!! There were so many funny jokes. I spent lots of time reading through the jokes and having quite the chuckle. I even got some funny looks as I laughed while in the waiting room waiting for an appointment yesterday. Great job everyone. Thanks for the fun contest @bigram13...and thanks so much for the upvote on my article. Greatly appreciated. Such a great idea! Don't worry. They Broncos will soon be making their return to greatness!!!
Ya, I just hope the cardinals get one of the good quarterbacks out there, and that the broncos stay with Osweiler .
Hahahahaa. All three of these are extremely funny. I like the last one the most :p He deserves the first place for sure !
Congrats to the winners :D
Ya, my wife did not find the first place joke as funny:)
Haha. Pretty logical :p Why would she like it. LOL
I love it. Please tell me when you are doing the next contest because I have a lot of funny jokes to tell also, but these are really good too. Keep in touch and I am following you.
Hahah! I didn't realize it, but I needed some laughs this morning, thanks for providing them! :) Right on time!
Your welcome, but the other people were the ones with the jokes:)
I know, but you were the one running the contest and it was this specific post I came across to find them. :)
Thanks so much for choosing my joke as one of the winning ones... congrats to the other 2 winners especially the first place one 🤣 all funny jokes. This was a good contest and it made me laugh to read all the jokes. Thanks for doing this contest @bigram13
No problem, thanks for participating
Oooooh that last joke though!