TELEPHONE CONVERSATION WITH A PEAHEN

in SteemJokes3 years ago

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Back then in their secondary school days,there was this young,intelligent and beautiful damsel, Chidima that young Uche used to eye but Chichi would not descend so low as to date Uche as she was of the Ajebota family while Uche was from an Ajekpako family. To crown it all, Uche was not that as brilliant as Chichi. So after their secondary education,they both went their ways but Uche still had the feelings and belief that some day somehow that Chidima shall fall for him.
Later in his university days Uche searched for Chidima in virtually all the available social medias but each time he sends her friend request,she won't hesitate to delete or ignore the request.
So one day he got her phone number from one of their classmates. When he called, this was their conversation:
Phone rings...
CHIDIMA: Hello..
UCHE: Hello,am I speaking with Chichi?
CHIDIMA: No,you are speaking with Chidima(aside) you fool please whom are am I speaking with?
UCHE: Still the same. It's Uche.

CHIDIMA:Uche,Uche,Uche...

UCHE: Uche Francis Mbata, your class..

CHIDIMA:Uche ,you again? How did you even get my number? Whoever gave you my number must be a fool!

UCHE:Baby please let me explain..

CHIDIMA:Explain what? Uche,i have been telling you this every time. No amount of your god damn explanation can make me give it a thought. I mean,I no be your class. You wretched good-for-nothing idiot. Not even gift from you can entice me,not even the latest Bugati from you
(On hearing this Uche shouted)

UCHE: Yes! Thank God,I made it! I told you guys. I told you guys that not even a Bugati can make her give it a thought!

CHIDIMA:What the hell is exciting you?

UCHE: It's what you just did now. I told my guys that it's not every girl that can fall because of gifts . They doubted me so they bought a new Bugati to come and try you, the stake being that if you don't accept the gift, it will be given to me. They even bought a car for your mum before she gave us your number. So as it's stands since you say a Bugati can't move you,I won. The car bought for your mum and the bugati are now mine. Dear,thank you very much.

CHIDIMA:Sorry,what were you saying dear? I mean Buga what?

UCHE:ti!

CHIDIMA:Please explain to me.
UCHE: Sorry dear,the rule of the game is that no repetition and they are all here listening to us

CHIDIMA: Who are these your guys?

UCHE: It @focusnow, @nattybongo and @pandev, others say they won't come to your village.
CHIDIMA fainted!

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UCHE: It's what you just did now. I told my guys that it's not every girl that can fall because of gifts . They doubted me so they bought a new Bugati to come and try you, the stake being that if you don't accept the gift, it will be given to me. They even bought a car for your mum before she gave us your number. So as it's stands since you say a Bugati can't move you,I won. The car bought for your mum and the bugati are now mine. Dear,thank you very much.

I laugh enter mall 😅😅😅😅

Hahaha... Food just stain my white singlet now and thanks to you.

😃👍

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Thanks for making us smile😊

@benson6
Jajajajjajajajja 😳😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My laughing no get end oooo

It must have an ending abeg...ladies with their shakara but brother hustle oh so that you will not share your girlfriend with a shuga daddy.

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