The Addict: COM27 first entry

I'm totally addicted, I pop end where I see em, I can't help myself most times, this addiction will get me killed. I use to be normal, I use to have friends, now all I can think about is popping these damn things.

It started off innocently, it was a Christmas gift; my dad got me a toy train set that gave my heart a lift. I unpacked the box with gleeful exuberance, little did I know I was entering one chance. I set up the train set, sprawled out on the floor then I sat on my ass and heard a sound pop. My attention was taken by this sound under, I nonchalantly struggled to get the wraps from under. My hands grabbed the plastic and I heard it pop again, its 20 years later and because of popping I have no friends.

Well except these guys. They don't have friends too, I wonder why sometimes.

My teenage years was marred with countless bubble popping incidents, I'd break into houses without any antecedent. I'd tiptoe around their homes searching for bubble wraps until one faithful night that I got napped.
My life went to shit, now everyone knew, they'd point fingers at me and called me the crazy popping dude. I felt really bad, I couldn't sleep at night, I couldn't get over all the bubbles that needed to be popped in life. I didn't have money nor a job, all I wanted to do was pop bubbles, is that too much to ask?
I'd sneak into supermarkets and convenient stores, to see if there's bubbles that needed to be popped. My mum tried to stop me, she said "you're grown, get a job" but that'll take my time and these bubbles need to be popped.
I'm much better now, I've received therapy, though sometimes the urge to pop still gets to me. My therapist said I should jerk off instead of popping bubble wraps, he said I should take my mind of it but taking long naps. Its been over a week and I haven't popped a single wrapper, my arms are really twitchy and I'm not sure how long I can take it. Here I come pornhub, you really have to fix this.

Its been a weird few days for me, had a serious mental block that I'm working my way out of, haven't even been shitposting like my steem lord and personal shaver @trumpman who I nominate by the way and @detlev.
I also want to specially thank @idikuci for delegating all this sexy steem power to me, my penis feels effectively longer and sturdier because of this and intend to cum participate even more.