Asking The Tough Questions: COM29 second entry

in #comedyopenmic6 years ago (edited)

What do you call a situation of confusion and wild behavior in which the people in a group are not controlled by rules or laws? Its anarchy Comedyopenmic.
Behind the scenes there's a lot going on to make this contest a success and keep running and yeah there are certain rules to abide by but where aren't there rules? Think of it as the rules to follow when breaking rules.
In this community, you find the freethinkers(dissambiguation: not the Nigerian porn site, check em out though), the people unafraid to ask the real questions; the people ready to get their hands dirty by delving into issues that the wider world would normally not and we're not scared of asking why. Why does shit stink? Why are blowjobs so good? And for fuck's sake, Why's @profanereviews constantly trying to have sex with me? Tough questions that when answered open a path way to more questions with scary answers/repercussions.
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There's something therapeutic about asking "why". We love asking why but most of the time, we don't even know why we're asking why and in other occasions you don't actually want to know but still ask because its a human thing. Take the scenario of the man who just discovered his wife has been fucking their driver; he knows where it happened, what was used(penis), when is straight forward yet the " why" of the issue is what's perplexing. Does he want to hear the truth? Could it have to do with him not satisfying her sexual needs? His dong has issues? Or perhaps she's just a trifling hoe? Does he really want to know why? Is "why" synonymous to the truth? And will I ever find true love?
There's too many truths to uncover and the truth is, we're not afraid of asking why, so my question to anyone reading this is "why haven't you made an entry for Comedyopenmic?" Why's @jerrybanfield so scared of making an entry and why's the beer man @detlev not yet made an entry for this contest. I nominate these two interesting individuals to make entries this week and keep the blockchain bubbling with laughter.

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"Why's @jerrybanfield so scared of making an entry"

because he is a faggot

I can't argue with this 🤔

Oh my gosh, you guys crack me up!!

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Because you're an enigma.

If it ever happens, I sure hope you have a vagina.

Lol that can be arranged 😂

I now cringe every time I peek into the channel, scared I might see more men in bras and panties.

I know right,? There should be sexier lingerie for men

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