BEASTLY TALES

CLEAN UNDERWEAR

If I had new underwear I’d wear it over my clothes.
An intriguing fashion statement, as everyone knows.
It’s a way for fashion police to check,
Whether underwear is clean, what the heck!
If one ensures clean underwear, there’s no fuss,
If hospitalized, after being hit by a bus.
So this fashion habit change is a beauty, you bet!
Particularly if you reside in Tibet!

Lester Lightfinger walked out in the street.
And, who do you think, quite by chance did he meet?
That fashion designer, Hugo Le Grand,
They walked down the street hand in hand.
Said Hugo, “I like your idea, Lester, my old son.”
“Wearing underwear over day clothes will be fun!”
They schemed and plotted, until it was dawn,
And, a brand new fashion craze was prematurely born!

London, Paris and New York too,
Such a new idea, quite out of the blue!
Soon everybody who’s anybody, appeared in the street,
Wearing clean underwear, between head and feet.
But they wore it outside their clothes with great passion.
They wore it proudly, this wonderful latest, new fashion!