Well Hello There, You come here often?
Hi Steemians of the world I am planning to be a resident Steem Astrologer and probably other stuff that I find amusing. I picked this name because it seems fitting at times and probably a few people who I think are on here would agree. That being said am guessing it's a better name then Doormat or Chardonnay Royale. Hmmmm, well I am a Gemini and an INTJ which is a weird combination unless you possess a warped sense of humor and enjoy being labeled by Myers Briggs as "A Paradoxical Onion" ....think Dr.Evil petting his cat. Without further adieu and apologizing in advance for my less than stellar grammar at times here is my face.
hello @battleaxe .. welcome to steemit 😀😁😃😉
thanks, figuring it out but always a learning curve on this stuff
Look at that pretty face, and such charm, wit and intelligence to go with it. Your significant other is a very lucky fellow. ;-)
Not gonna lie, flattery gets you everywhere lol, thanks for the compliment cartoon Walrus
I love this scene
Is making me want to watch Alice In Wonderland again though if there was a character to feel akin to it would be Cheshire Cat
I love the Walrus, nice gifs
In Soviet Russia Walrus loves you!
In Modern Russia Putin swims with Dolphins
welcome to steemit @battleaxe, am so glad to have you in this wonderful platform. looking forward to more of your posts.
followed you.
Thank you for the welcome
Welcome @battleaxe a warped sense of humor is not only encouraged its required here on steemit!
Thank you, I think I just made enough money to buy a gumball!
The gumballs will be rolling in before you know it, just watch your step! :)
I will tread with caution
Chardonnay Royale - born in 1856 to a pair of Swedish actors living in Prague, Chardonnay went on to become one of the greats of the burlesque stage.
Radon Ramirez, owner of the Stellarii Lounge in the West Edmonton Mall in Western Canada, eventually convinced the performer to settle down.
Chardonnay currently lives deep in the internet hoarding coins of all types.
Now what was wrong with that name? #ballsinyourcourt
Don't blow my cover
welcome to steemit @battleaxe
It is a pleasure for you to join us on this awesome platform. Looking forward to your posts.
You can participate in the 50 word story contest for new steemians for a chance to win Big
Looking forward to the Fortune Spellings!

Welcome aboard the crazy trip...
Circle of fools say "Aye!"
Thanks and Ahoy as I'll not say "Aye" quite yet
Welcome to steemit world.
many thank yous to you
Oh boy I'm getting excited already. STEM is one of my most favorite things to read about, well that is next to philosophy.
Welcome to your new home, I'm expecting some great things friend!
Thanks so much, hoping to add some decent or halfway decent content lol
Welcome on board :) You sound perfectly normal to me XD (which probably says a lot about the people I prefer to hang out with XD)
Much Thanks, normal is boring :P