The Beast From The East
Britain is being savaged by a cold weather front bringing tons of snow. It had been dubbed The Beast From The East by the media.
The wife asked.
Have we got enough milk and stuff for when the Beast From The East arrives?
I don't think the she was too impressed when I replied,
You didn't tell me your mother was visiting?
:0D

well she's always kept a close eye on you
Just the one mind!! ;O)
Haha, Your probably gonna have to eat bread and Water for a while. Any storm in the world can't compare to an angry wife hehe
That is very true! Thankfully I am the man who makes the bread! :OD
Haha smart ! I'm still learning how to boil eggs but soon I will get to bread !
Your mother-in-law is visiting here as well ... kindly keep her on your side of the pond please. My gonads be freezing ...
She's a bit of a fierce one!
OHOHOHO!! I see what you did there with the one-eyed monster, bro-yo! ;) Beast from the East? More like the Crocodile from Dundee! Ayo! Oh wait, don't tell her I said that. I'm sure your mother-in-law's a great woman!
Hhahah, I shall certainly not tell her! We would all be deid!
Whew! I'm happy to spared from wrath!
That was smooth!
So you also succumb to the temptation of having multiple accounts mister @b00m?
Yes indeed!! I made this one to zappl with because I didn't want to overload my main account!
ahah indeed. btw I saw that you have some spare witness votes with @b00m, so i volunteer to get one :-p
Such effrontery!
Consider it done :O)
Thanks. Greatly appreciated!