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'I wish you would stop masturbating,' said the lady wife.
'Why? It's perfectly natural.' I asked.
'Everybody on the bus is staring,' she said.
#punchline #funny #zappl
'I wish you would stop masturbating,' said the lady wife.
'Why? It's perfectly natural.' I asked.
'Everybody on the bus is staring,' she said.
#punchline #funny #zappl
You went with "lady wife" again. I thought that was a typo before. But for some reason, you really find the need to clarify that.
It had to be specific because his gentleman wife would just join him.
The lady wife is the one I am married too. The other wives are all locked in the cellar and have to take their turn :0)
And as @jedau implies, one must have a gentleman wide for pleasure. :0)
It's perfectly natural, that's why naturally, they would stare. Let their jaws slack!
It's like they haven't seen it before! I mean most of them have seen me at it in the library!
Perhaps the change of environment really did it for them. Maybe they're thinking of joining but are just too shy to be the first.
You could be right. Perhaps I could start them off with a helping hand?
I'm sure they'll appreciate it. With luck, they may even pay it back in kind. Oh, how a portion of the world would be satisfied that day.
A bizarre and odd portion of the world certainly!
What bus line do you ride?
Asking for a friend.
His name is @traf.
is there a way to get alerts for mentions?
i basically don't know unless I run into them when I'm stalking your feeds
I have no idea. I just put them in to be a dick.
Lol!