Survival Guides now? Seriously?

Okay so, my past few posts have been from things I have written in the past.
and honestly Im kind of done posting just them.
Theyre all lying safe in a dead website somewhere on the internet.
And I promise I will post them soon.

But I want to (with your support) start a thing you know.... like a thing .

Like Ali's Survival guide.

This will be extemely random and realtime, experience and research based advice.

Something which im paranoid about , one a day.
And I hope that someday, it actually works, for someone out there.

But I assure you this advice will be critical.

If you are a Dota Player. Then you know what critical is.
If you don't.
Then crictical damage is an instance when, during gameplay, the damage you deal on your opponent is multiplied by a factor. say 150% or even 350%.
This critical damage may suddenly, change the outcome of an entire team fight.
But technically it's dota so there's always a counter strategy to critical damage like a blademail or whatever I seriously don't want to get into it right now.
Too much tech.

So uh enough banter.
Here we go.

Ali's Critical Survival Guide.

• Survival Tip 1
  Ego drives man.
  Your arguement is invalid.
  But sometimes it's okay to swallow it when a confrontation is evident.
  Because you might just end up wasting your time and/or just get beat up.
  Especially if there are loved ones around.
  (But if a threshhold in decency and respect is compromised,
  Then punch the motherfucker till your knuckles shatter.)

Let me know if you can relate :)
Stay Tuned.

Yours Faithfully,
Aximili
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