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No, this is not yet another joke about the overly attached girlfriend who nags her lover why he is constantly called by somebody listed as "Battery Low".

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For the last few days I was doing something that was not overly smart and it required an overly lot of my mental energy, plus that kind of the acrobatics is an overly expensive sport.

While usually cool like a glacier, I ended up with a stomach size of a pebble, a nervous train wreck, and with the lethal level of the nicotine as my only blood reserve. This morning I looked like a death warmed over.
As a result of my excess, I lost 3 kilos in less than 3 days, I wasted all my reserves of energy and I was all but thinking clear.
So, after waking up completely spaced out, I decided to hit the breaks, land the crazy show and do myself for a day.

I ate one pizza, one mega cheese roll, one cherry roll, a coffee and a bottle of water. I thought that will be ok and I have enough to start a day.

So, I dragged my folks to the shopping mall to replenish all things I need, I mean I planned to balanced myself with things I love or that are at least good for me, so, let's spend some cash - once in the century.

But when we arrived, it was just a stroke of luck to prevent me from going timber and planking on the floor, as my folks were very close and managed to grab me. Without any warning, all my systems just failed and I started to crash...

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Battery Low !!

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Well, who wants to fly, has to pay, what is a little shit-off with the gravity heh-heh... No biggy.

Despite, I finished the shopping breathing through the gills and fighting off the obvious system failure, blackness and lack of balance.

You now understand why, but instead of anything productive, I will spend the day replenishing my reserves, eating high caloric food and tones of carbs, resting, soaking in the bathtub and drinking liquids.

I also made a wake-up cocktail to snap me out of a stupor - I can't even describe what kind of a disharmonious taste it is - Arizona Fruit punch juice, Tonic and Honey Liqueur. A taste is out of this world, but it works magic.

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