Comedy Open Mic Round 6 entry 2
MOLE
One day, mosquitoes and flies talk about humans.
Mosquitoes: That human, annoying and very clever.
Flies: why do you say that?
Mosquitoes: every time I approached, they threw me out and almost killed me.
Flies: right?
Mosquito: prove it yourself, if you do not believe it.
Flies: fine (fly a few hours, then come back with a laugh)
Mosquito: is it true what I say? Why are you laughing?
Flies: You say humans are a annoying, that's very true, but, about smart?, they're The most foolish creatures and silly.
Mosquito: why did you say that ?, tell me.
Flies: when I flew closer, the man drove me away, very annoying! But I patiently wait for time to take revenge. When he slept, I usilin him, I defecate on his lips.
Mosquitoes: (laugh out loud) how about?
Flies: when he woke up, instead of clean my Taik (Mole), but he instead Caressing her and he said "woww very pretty my MOLE on lips", that's so stupid right?
Mosquitoes:( laugh until coughing and fart)
Note: Mole in the Indonesian language is the feces of fly (tahi lalat)
Congratulations stroking your Mole.
Hehehe hehehe.
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Nice joke, @armiaaceh. Thanks for the entry.
Thanks for coming to my entry @take5,
Actually this is not my own make, but a mosquito who told this story to me, when last night we met in a cow shed.
Hehehehe
Haha, I see. Well, I look forward to hearing the stories from your cow.
Ok, You will listen to her in comedy Open Mic Round 7,
Hehehehehe
Well, there goes beauty marks. It's fly poop
But do not think to stick our shit on the face of Flies, it does not make her beautiful but will make her stomach full.
Ha ha ha ha
Thank you very much for coming to my entry,