Top 3 Daily Jokes (Day 1)

in #poetry8 years ago (edited)

You want to hear something funny everyday? Then follow us, as we just started with our TOP 3 Daily Jokes to hopefully bring some laughter in your day. 

1. Food related


Question: Why you shouldn't fall in love with a pastry chief?

Answer: Because he'll dessert you.

2. Snowy


Question: What is the main difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman?

Answer: Snowballs ofcourse.

3. Doctor - Patient


Doctor asks: "Do you do any sports?"

Patient asks: "Does sex count?"

Doctor says: "Yes"

Patient answers: "Then no, i don't."


So which one you like the most? Do you maybe know any good joke? Then tell us in the comments bellow.

 

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